turn_a_blindeye: (Rivals Can Has Srs Moment Y/Y?)
[The lake. Kakashi stands on the edge of the water, looking out over a clear, moonlit, still surface of water. He weighs something in the palm of his hand, looks at it, and then chucks it out over the water. The rock skips a few times before plopping under the surface. He lets the surface still, as if waiting for something.

Reaching down again, he picks up another rock, weighs this one, sets it down and chooses yet another. With more force than before, he throws this one. It skips just a few more times. There's something almost pathetically desperate in this ritual, though Kakashi is his usual calm self.]


[Muttering.] Twenty one...not enough.

[As he picks up the next rock, the feed shuts off.]





[A while later, the feed turns on intentionally.]

Maes, it's been a long time coming, but...care for a drink?
turn_a_blindeye: ((Pakkun)  Doggie)
[Sitting on the bed, Kakashi's fussily fitting his new puppy (a pug) with a fashionable little blue vest with a henohenomoheji on it. Murmuring to himself, unaware the camera on his PCD is on. He's proudly wearing the bell-necklace that Naruto got for the team.]

There. One arm in. Then the other one.

[The pug yips and wiggles backwards to try and worm her way out of the vest. She scratches at her ear a little, as though trying to force it off. Kakashi sighs and picks her up in one hand. Obito's cat, Snowball, watches suspiciously, and maybe a tad jealously, from the pillows at the head of the bed.]

But it looks good on you. ...Oh fine.

[He notices the PCD now and picks it up, showing off the pug. She smiles, open mouth, tongue out, a pleased little thing. Kakashi doesn't sound any more enthused than usual. He's happy, though.]

Uh, hey. Adstringendum, meet Shiori. Thank you, Hokage-sama, for the birthday present. [Said present begins to lick the screen. Kakashi doesn't pull her away, so have a camera full of doggie slobber and close up of doggie tongue.]

Maes, it's a shame we didn't get a recording of your song, but give my compliments to the chef. The cake was delicious. And Jiraiya-sama, I'll swing by and pick up the illustrations tomorrow. Thanks.

[Private to Riza/Unhackable]
Riza...I know she's no Hayate, but if you'd, I don't know, like to come visit her...or something, or take her for a walk...she's very friendly...
[/Private]

[Private to Household/Unhackable]
[[ooc: I know Anne's on hiatus, but I didn't feel right not mentioning Anko...I dunno. Pretend something? You can tell him she's still out of it. She is until Anne comes back.]]

Is Anko still out? Or is she doing any better yet?
turn_a_blindeye: (Sensei Cares For You)
[Audio is a dull static, like the sound of a powered-microphone buzzing and picking up nothing.

Kakashi stands in the bathroom, staring into the mirror over the sink. His mask is in place, but his face is lightly damp, as if he has been washing it. His forehead protector is pushed all the way up, over his head, to work as a headband, forcing his hair back from his face oddly, and probably not very attractively. His Sharingan eye is closed, but the scar is visible. A shallow bowl of water, the liquid just barely covering the bottom of the dish, sits on the edge of the bathroom countertop, washcloth on the bowl's rim.

Those that read human body language well will notice a tension about his shoulders; those that overlook such details might just be aware of something unsettling or exhausted about his stance.

His hands move from bracing him against the sink countertop's edge... to the cool glass of the medicine cabinet's mirror. He exhales heavily, closing his normal eye, and rests his forehead against his mirror image. For a moment, he stays there, and then he pushes off, relaxing back into an easy stance. He pulls the forehead protector down over his eye, ruffles up his hair back into place, and heads out the bathroom door.

A second later, he returns and reaches for the PCD he had forgotten about. The feed times out just before he retrieves it.]
turn_a_blindeye: (*pervy giggles*)
[Kakashi is holding one of his (now many) pornographic books, but it's the same old orange cover he's most known for having. He enjoys his favorites, after all. His voice is tired sounding, the usual boredom, and slightly curious as he looks over the cover to the PCD he's just turned on.]

Anyone happen to have a roll of duct-tape handy? I need enough to bind someone to a chair for a while. [He smiles slyly behind his mask.]
Mmm...Maybe even a little left over for his mouth, so he won't protest too much.




Oh, and Naruto...I've posted.  [A pause.]  ...Just so you know.


[[ooc: Take this as kinky as you want. In reality, Kakashi's miffed because Obito is trying to test the limits of his recovery by trying to stand, and Kashi's afraid his bestie will injure himself further. So he's threatened to tie Obito to his wheelchair. Or tape him, as the case may be.  I apologize, Naruto.  I don't think this is what you wanted when you asked your sensei to post, hm? >D]]
turn_a_blindeye: (ROCK ON!)
[[ooc: Coming at you live from the era of legwarmers, spandex, and absurdly neon color combinations, I bring you none other than timewarp Kakashi. Kakashi's the quintessential 80s pop rebel kind of punk-ish teenager...something something *insert other vague and clique-ish terms here*. His gray hair is teased up nice and messily in a frizzy, heavily-hairsprayed version of his usual...whatever he calls that mess on his head. His clothes: a pair of faded (acid wash), fashionably-ripped, tight, denim jeans; a band tee-shirt (Van Halen); a denim jacket, worn open with sleeves rolled up half-way up his forearm; black All-Star Converse shoes; a pair of black, leather, fingerless gloves and some studded wristbands; and a pair of Ray-Bans, Aviator-style. Yes, he's supposed to be kind of reminiscent of his usual self... He’s a cool hip modern dude, amirite? Maybe not.
Mask is still in place.

His "theme" is this song. Because he keeps getting called "old", I thought it fit, even if he's not a housewife.]]



[Jump, by Van Halen, plays somewhat muffled in the background. The PCD focuses on the ceiling and bounces in time to a rhythm that sometimes matches the beat of the music…and then the PCD begins to slide...

Kakashi comes into view, the PCD below him on the bed. He’s playing air guitar and jumping/stumbling on the bed. The music is blaring from the headphones over his ears. At the appropriate time ("go ahead and jump!" in the lyrics), he takes a leap off the bed like a rock-star. The PCD's image bounces with him, and then settles slightly tilted on its side to give a view of the door.

Obito enters, grumpily and abruptly, through the bedroom door. Kakashi looks surprised to see him.
]

Obito: [eyes narrowed, frowning, slightly confused] ‘Kashi, were you jumping on the bed?!

Kakashi: [clearly cannot hear] WHAT?!

[Kakashi pulls the headphones back and lets them drop around his neck, turning off the Walkman. It's clear now he's chewing gum because you can hear it. Loudly.]

Obito: What the hell are you doing?

Kakashi: [answers with his usual dull attitude] Chill, dude.

Obito: [grumbles] What's with you?

[Kakashi pops the collar of his jacket. Obito squints at him skeptically and Kakashi just shrugs. The gum smacks as Kakashi cocks an eyebrow over his glasses.]

Obito: It's the event, huh?

Kakashi: Duh. [shoves his hands in his pockets, nonchalant] Pretty bitchin', right?

Obito: ...You going to act like that all week?

Kakashi: Uh...Guess so, yeah. Does that mean I'm still in the doghouse?

[Obito looks at him as if he cannot believe he’s talking to the real Kakashi here. He looks down at the PCD and notices the red light.]

Obito: Hey. You know this thing's on? [picks it up.]

Kakashi: I was trying to make a music video. Figured we could start an Adstring MTV. Awesome, right? Wanna be the camera guy?

[Obito turns off the feed.]


[[ooc: Kakashi will reply shortly, once his My Buddy Obito lets him off the hook.

HOUSEHOLD:  You probably heard the shaking caused by the bed being jumped on by a full-grown man.

EDIT:  ...As the WOPR/Joshua asks, "Want to play a game?"   Anyone up for a nice game of MASH?  Kidding, kidding.  Alright.  Only half-kidding.]]
turn_a_blindeye: (What A Bloody Mess Am I)
[[ooc: I may be overplaying my hand here with this scene.*shrugs.* Kakashi only gets one voice from the past scene from me, and he hasn’t had a journal entry in a while, so I had to make it a whopper. Regardless, for those unfamiliar with the story of Naruto and/or Kakashi-Gaiden (back-story), this may be a mess. For those familiar, I hope this achieves its desired effect and is not nearly as clumsy as it sometimes felt when writing it.]]

[The view through the video feed of the PCD is as if down a darkened corridor with a bright light at the end, Kakashi’s form obscuring part of this, and it backlights his hair in an odd silhouette. Judging by the skewed perspective on Kakashi’s hand—seen reaching toward the camera—and on his face (which is looking faintly miffed down the “corridor” at the PCD), the device has fallen behind something and Kakashi has been thus far unsuccessful in his lackluster attempts to fish it out. Considering he hasn’t been trying hard to retrieve the device, one might guess the audio memories haven’t been playing long. Kakashi sighs and rests his forehead on the wall.]

[Against the backdrop of Kakashi’s frustration is the haunting echo of a baby crying. It sounds pained and lonely, crying out for a mother or father who is not there to hold it. Such a pitiful sound, relentless, as most babies’ cries, but this one sounds especially tortured…as if the soul is facing demons within.]

…Don’t know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever… )

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