turn_a_blindeye: (Waiting For Icha Icha)
[PRIVATE TO Konoha Ninja and Suna Ninja // UNHACKABLE]

Kindly remember to use discretion in what you inform others of. We are ninja, after all. If you're spying, please don't talk about it on public filters--use a private, unhackable setup. If you need help with that setup, ask.


[PRIVATE TO Hughes, Minato, and anyone on the "Minato Community Squad" known to be unaffected by the event or in the body of a known ally // UNHACKABLE]

Sensei values the idea of community, and communities share and share alike, so, I'm providing you with information that may prove useful. I ask that you do the same, for myself and the others associated with this group. Due to the nature of this event, I have limited who I included in the filter.

And Alphonse, you may ask your friend the Colonel if he'll want to be included in future briefs.

cut for info )

turn_a_blindeye: (*pervy giggles*)
[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?
turn_a_blindeye: ((Pakkun)  Puppy Power!)
[Private to Obito, Sasuke - Viewable to Gai || Unhackable ]

Alright. Sasuke, Obito. If you'd like to train, meet at [x,y] tomorrow morning. Come prepared to use your Sharingan.

Since I know you're interested in them, we'll also go over the moves you might have seen in Itachi's accidental post, but first I just want to brush up on some of your skill-sets and make sure you're prepared to start practicing the more advanced things you'll need.

We'll start with Taijutsu...just to make sure neither of you have gotten lax, hm?

[Private to Gai || Unhackable ]

You wanted to meet Obito, here's your chance.

...Think you're up for a Taijutsu training session?



[[ooc: Fine, we'll log this. but only if youko stops gloating Sasuke, do you want to join in?]]
turn_a_blindeye: (Being Team Seven Is So Tiring)
((ooc: we'll say this is before Gai's dreamscape-visit, whenever, if-ever, it is <3 just to be safe))

[sighs. he sounds tired] Hey. Has anyone conclusively determined if napping during the day helps to...uh, not not have people visit your head? Or do we just have to be asleep for it to happen?



Also, Gai whenever this event is over--and we're all properly rested--you think you'd like to show Obito some of your techniques?

I can't very well let him copy off me all the time, hm?
turn_a_blindeye: (Porn-Senses Tingling....)
Uh, Kazekage-sama...

The books you requested are all set up for you, whenever you decide you'd like to borrow them. I have a lesson plan all ready. Now, you'll need to read them thoroughly, and if you have any questions, I'm sure your current housemate--Jiraiya-sama--is more than capable of answering anything. He's naturally an expert in this field.

As for the books, just keep them safe and in the same condition they were lent to you.

Porn is such a rare commodity these days, after all.
turn_a_blindeye: (^___^)
[[posted early, just so I don't forget]]


OOC: HYUUGA HOUSEHOLD - Morning of February 10th

Obito will wake up to find a note on Kakahsi's pillow ("Happy Birthday, Obi."), and Snowball the kitten now sports a handsome blue vest with an Uchiha fan on the back (reminiscent of the vests Kakashi's dogs wear...except this one replaces the Henohenomoheji with the Uchiha fan). It may or may not be pleased with its new attire. There is also a new blanket in the kitten's corner to make it cozy.

The Household will discover the smell of burned chocolate cake in the kitchen, along with a few open windows in the community parts of the house (ie kitchen, dining room, livingroom, etc) in order to disperse the scent. The charred cake remains are in the trash and a mess of vanilla icing (which is actually quite tasty and well-made) is in a mixing bowl on the counter. The kitchen is otherwise spotless, exactly as Neji left it following dinner.

If asked, the culprit Kakashi will certainly NOT claim responsibility and will instead blame the burned cake on Neji, saying the Hyuuga 'must have been distracted momentarily by his fiance.'

A chocolate cupcake with chocolate icing and a single birthday candle in it will ninja-ly appear in the kitchen by mid-morning, to make up for the ruined cake. It literally has Obito's name on it, in orange icing.

After that, Kakashi's day will (unspokenly) be whatever Obito wants to do, within reason, which could include: a very light training session, playing with/training that darn cat of his, or going places around the safezone, etc.
turn_a_blindeye: (*pervy giggles*)
Well, Santa thinks I've been a good boy this year... Or maybe very naughty. Either way...thanks.

*chuckles*

I wonder if you're all trying to tell me something, hm?

And guys, I promise to keep the porn in my room. Well, the new stuff, at least.



...Hm...I don't think I'm coming out for a while, actually...


OOC : Gift list. )
turn_a_blindeye: (Sharingan Kakashi: Beginning)
[[ooc: Technically backdated to Saturday... Kakashi-mun was tardy due to a shopping trip and computer troubles. So pretend this was done Saturday sometime during the day?]]


[The PCD turns on upside down on the floor.  Someone picks it up, and the picture moves to take in the living-room of the HYUUGA HOUSEHOLD ((yes, I went there)) and a loudly squabbling Obito and Itachi, who, by the looks of things, are rather stuck to each other.  Kakashi's slightly younger voice is close to the PCD--he's holding it, and then sets it on the table.]

"Hey!  HEY!  What is your problem this time?"

[Obito stops mid-rant as though just realizing Kakashi was there, and glowers]

"Itachi's being an insufferable jerk-- as usual."

[Itachi looks unusually angry; visibly pissed, actually]

"You are being annoying, Obito. I merely had a simple request."

Chemistry 101 - Obito + Itachi + Kakashi = Explosion )

turn_a_blindeye: (^___^)
Naruto, would you be willing to spar with Obito this Friday? He needs to train with someone closer to his age. We can work on your training too, if you want. Or sit by the lake while I give him something to do. [strikes private to Naruto]


[ Private To Neji // Unhackable ]

Hm... I think there's an important event coming up on the 10th.
Can you come up with something like a cake (or ramen might do) by then?

And you're in charge of planning, invitations, whatever you do. I have no ideas. Maybe Obito can come up with games. He's good at parties.
But keep it to yourself.

And if anyone asks, this was your idea.

[ Private To Obito // Unhackable ]

I'll...tell you in person. But it's not really going to be training.


[[ooc: god, Kakashi. That's a boring excuse for distracting him. Somehow bonding time seemed like a good idea a second ago...]]
turn_a_blindeye: (What A Bloody Mess Am I)
[[ooc: I may be overplaying my hand here with this scene.*shrugs.* Kakashi only gets one voice from the past scene from me, and he hasn’t had a journal entry in a while, so I had to make it a whopper. Regardless, for those unfamiliar with the story of Naruto and/or Kakashi-Gaiden (back-story), this may be a mess. For those familiar, I hope this achieves its desired effect and is not nearly as clumsy as it sometimes felt when writing it.]]

[The view through the video feed of the PCD is as if down a darkened corridor with a bright light at the end, Kakashi’s form obscuring part of this, and it backlights his hair in an odd silhouette. Judging by the skewed perspective on Kakashi’s hand—seen reaching toward the camera—and on his face (which is looking faintly miffed down the “corridor” at the PCD), the device has fallen behind something and Kakashi has been thus far unsuccessful in his lackluster attempts to fish it out. Considering he hasn’t been trying hard to retrieve the device, one might guess the audio memories haven’t been playing long. Kakashi sighs and rests his forehead on the wall.]

[Against the backdrop of Kakashi’s frustration is the haunting echo of a baby crying. It sounds pained and lonely, crying out for a mother or father who is not there to hold it. Such a pitiful sound, relentless, as most babies’ cries, but this one sounds especially tortured…as if the soul is facing demons within.]

…Don’t know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever… )
turn_a_blindeye: (Bookworm)
[The voice is feminine, slightly higher than his usual, but still definitely that lazy, tired sound one associates with Kakashi. He/She's doesn't sound too thrilled with this prospect, but he/she is raising no hell about it either.]


Oh...I think I see what the fuss is about now.
Great.
I didn't even make fun of anyone.



One would think it'd be nice to be a woman. For obvious reasons.
[unamused] But the assets aren't as great as I thought they'd be.


[A long pause, then under his breath]

At least it isn't apparently that time of month.



[[ooc: If anyone sees Kakashi out and about as a girl--he's not hiding any more than he usually does, despite not exactly liking this change of form--he's a tall, thin-ish woman of light athletic build in her late twenties with her silvery hair in a ponytail, a shock of messy, triangular bangs that fall over the left eye. Her eyes have a hooded, sleepy quality to them and most of her face is still hidden in the mask. She's still dressed in something akin to a jounin costume--loose, dark blue shirt and baggy pants. No vest. It does nothing to show off her assets...however much or little she may have.]]
turn_a_blindeye: (Huh? Wait? Whut?)
[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]


Hatake Kakashi, here.

Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.



So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)


Oh.

And where I can find a room would be nice too.

Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.

Please and thank you.





[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]

By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?

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