turn_a_blindeye: (Bookworm)
[The sounds of paper being carefully, methodically ripped from a book one page at a time, as if trying to preserve it. Shiori "grrrr"s slightly in the background, gnawing on something.]

Hey, don't eat that chapter.

Here.

Eat that one. I die in that one.


[[...what happened to the hiatus I was supposed to be on? D=]]
turn_a_blindeye: ((Pakkun)  Doggie)
[Sitting on the bed, Kakashi's fussily fitting his new puppy (a pug) with a fashionable little blue vest with a henohenomoheji on it. Murmuring to himself, unaware the camera on his PCD is on. He's proudly wearing the bell-necklace that Naruto got for the team.]

There. One arm in. Then the other one.

[The pug yips and wiggles backwards to try and worm her way out of the vest. She scratches at her ear a little, as though trying to force it off. Kakashi sighs and picks her up in one hand. Obito's cat, Snowball, watches suspiciously, and maybe a tad jealously, from the pillows at the head of the bed.]

But it looks good on you. ...Oh fine.

[He notices the PCD now and picks it up, showing off the pug. She smiles, open mouth, tongue out, a pleased little thing. Kakashi doesn't sound any more enthused than usual. He's happy, though.]

Uh, hey. Adstringendum, meet Shiori. Thank you, Hokage-sama, for the birthday present. [Said present begins to lick the screen. Kakashi doesn't pull her away, so have a camera full of doggie slobber and close up of doggie tongue.]

Maes, it's a shame we didn't get a recording of your song, but give my compliments to the chef. The cake was delicious. And Jiraiya-sama, I'll swing by and pick up the illustrations tomorrow. Thanks.

[Private to Riza/Unhackable]
Riza...I know she's no Hayate, but if you'd, I don't know, like to come visit her...or something, or take her for a walk...she's very friendly...
[/Private]

[Private to Household/Unhackable]
[[ooc: I know Anne's on hiatus, but I didn't feel right not mentioning Anko...I dunno. Pretend something? You can tell him she's still out of it. She is until Anne comes back.]]

Is Anko still out? Or is she doing any better yet?
turn_a_blindeye: (Bookworm)
[Private to the Konoha Ninja (minus Madara EDIT: AND MINUS LEE) & Relevant Allies//Unhackable]

If you haven't noticed by the silence already, Gai's disappeared.



[Private to Neji//Unhackable]

Neji, see what can be done about making a birthday for Sasuke, okay? If you need help, let me know.



[Viewable to everyone EXCEPT Sasuke, Madara, Deidara, and Envy//Unhackable]

Does anyone know where I can get a sword? Either made or found, whichever.

Preferable: Katana, Tachi, or Ninjato.
turn_a_blindeye: (I was trying to read...)
[Private to Hyuuga Household (sans Neji, of course) // Unhackable]

Oh. We have another birthday coming up on the third, if anyone's interested in doing something for our resident housewife.

Anko, I think we talked about a cake?
turn_a_blindeye: ((Pakkun)  Puppy Power!)
[Private to Obito, Sasuke - Viewable to Gai || Unhackable ]

Alright. Sasuke, Obito. If you'd like to train, meet at [x,y] tomorrow morning. Come prepared to use your Sharingan.

Since I know you're interested in them, we'll also go over the moves you might have seen in Itachi's accidental post, but first I just want to brush up on some of your skill-sets and make sure you're prepared to start practicing the more advanced things you'll need.

We'll start with Taijutsu...just to make sure neither of you have gotten lax, hm?

[Private to Gai || Unhackable ]

You wanted to meet Obito, here's your chance.

...Think you're up for a Taijutsu training session?



[[ooc: Fine, we'll log this. but only if youko stops gloating Sasuke, do you want to join in?]]
turn_a_blindeye: (*pervy giggles*)
OOC: It looks like I'm doing a lot of "gift" posts this month...

For Valentines
All gifts to arrive on Valentine's Day morning.


Yachiru gets a whole slew of sweets, as is typical for any holiday, including a box of conversation hearts. She also gets a valentine like the kind kids give each other in elementary school.

Kakashi's students (all three of them), his sensei, as well as Neji, Lee, and Kenpachi, get conversation hearts of the not-so-tame variety. Just for giggles. They also get a silly, kiddie valentine (because if you get a box, you usually get about 25...might as well put them to use!)

Kakashi wasn't going to get him anything, but since Obito got Kakashi something, he's got to return the favor. Obito gets a teddy....a Vermont Teddy Bear, perverts. Kakashi just, uh, happened to have it lying around in a drawer somewhere. Alright, maybe he saw it in a store display and it said 'take me home with you!' He couldn't resist. Again, silly kiddie valentine accompanies the gift. No conversation hearts, though. The bear is enough.

Itachi gets nothing. He's just special like that and oh-so-loved. Actually considered a rose with many thorns, or some such for some sort of irony's sake, but it really wasn't that clever, and was a tad too...silly, so Kakashi and I passed on it.
turn_a_blindeye: (What A Bloody Mess Am I)
[[ooc: I may be overplaying my hand here with this scene.*shrugs.* Kakashi only gets one voice from the past scene from me, and he hasn’t had a journal entry in a while, so I had to make it a whopper. Regardless, for those unfamiliar with the story of Naruto and/or Kakashi-Gaiden (back-story), this may be a mess. For those familiar, I hope this achieves its desired effect and is not nearly as clumsy as it sometimes felt when writing it.]]

[The view through the video feed of the PCD is as if down a darkened corridor with a bright light at the end, Kakashi’s form obscuring part of this, and it backlights his hair in an odd silhouette. Judging by the skewed perspective on Kakashi’s hand—seen reaching toward the camera—and on his face (which is looking faintly miffed down the “corridor” at the PCD), the device has fallen behind something and Kakashi has been thus far unsuccessful in his lackluster attempts to fish it out. Considering he hasn’t been trying hard to retrieve the device, one might guess the audio memories haven’t been playing long. Kakashi sighs and rests his forehead on the wall.]

[Against the backdrop of Kakashi’s frustration is the haunting echo of a baby crying. It sounds pained and lonely, crying out for a mother or father who is not there to hold it. Such a pitiful sound, relentless, as most babies’ cries, but this one sounds especially tortured…as if the soul is facing demons within.]

…Don’t know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever… )
turn_a_blindeye: (Huh? Wait? Whut?)
[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]


Hatake Kakashi, here.

Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.



So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)


Oh.

And where I can find a room would be nice too.

Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.

Please and thank you.





[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]

By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?

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