turn_a_blindeye: (Porn-Senses Tingling....)
Uh, Kazekage-sama...

The books you requested are all set up for you, whenever you decide you'd like to borrow them. I have a lesson plan all ready. Now, you'll need to read them thoroughly, and if you have any questions, I'm sure your current housemate--Jiraiya-sama--is more than capable of answering anything. He's naturally an expert in this field.

As for the books, just keep them safe and in the same condition they were lent to you.

Porn is such a rare commodity these days, after all.
turn_a_blindeye: (*pervy giggles*)
[Kakashi is holding one of his (now many) pornographic books, but it's the same old orange cover he's most known for having. He enjoys his favorites, after all. His voice is tired sounding, the usual boredom, and slightly curious as he looks over the cover to the PCD he's just turned on.]

Anyone happen to have a roll of duct-tape handy? I need enough to bind someone to a chair for a while. [He smiles slyly behind his mask.]
Mmm...Maybe even a little left over for his mouth, so he won't protest too much.




Oh, and Naruto...I've posted.  [A pause.]  ...Just so you know.


[[ooc: Take this as kinky as you want. In reality, Kakashi's miffed because Obito is trying to test the limits of his recovery by trying to stand, and Kashi's afraid his bestie will injure himself further. So he's threatened to tie Obito to his wheelchair. Or tape him, as the case may be.  I apologize, Naruto.  I don't think this is what you wanted when you asked your sensei to post, hm? >D]]
turn_a_blindeye: (*pervy giggles*)
Well, Santa thinks I've been a good boy this year... Or maybe very naughty. Either way...thanks.

*chuckles*

I wonder if you're all trying to tell me something, hm?

And guys, I promise to keep the porn in my room. Well, the new stuff, at least.



...Hm...I don't think I'm coming out for a while, actually...


OOC : Gift list. )
turn_a_blindeye: (Huh? Wait? Whut?)
[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]


Hatake Kakashi, here.

Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.



So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)


Oh.

And where I can find a room would be nice too.

Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.

Please and thank you.





[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]

By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?

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