turn_a_blindeye | accidental voice post

Entry tags:

accidental voice post :: eat THIS, not THAT.

[The sounds of paper being carefully, methodically ripped from a book one page at a time, as if trying to preserve it. Shiori "grrrr"s slightly in the background, gnawing on something.]

Hey, don't eat that chapter.

Here.

Eat that one. I die in that one.

[[...what happened to the hiatus I was supposed to be on? D=]]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Ah, yeah... She can be a little testy sometimes.

Sirius is definitely off limits; trust me. As for Jiraiya, uh...sure, I guess. Does she go for older, perverted men? I suppose he could tone it back, though, for a good cause.

She's even yelled at me before!

Of course, he's too young. Unless you've got other reasons for that. I don't know what she goes for; Miss Hawkeye has never had an active dating life. I've studied up on it.

My my. She does have a temper, then.

Oh, no other reasons, just that I think I prefer him with Tenten.
Have you now. Does Gracia know? [He chuckles a little. Clearly he's kidding.] Maybe we just have to ask her what she likes? Other than dogs and fire alchemists, of course.

And I was even just exchanging code phrases with Roy while we waited for the line to be secure!

Oh really? Well now.

Of course she does! I've investigated all of my co-workers at Central. Maybe we will. I'm betting guns are her thing too, but most that have them here aren't dating material for either gender.

Oh, I see. Talking about Elysia, maybe?

...They're sweet together. Or have the potential to be.

Ah, yeah. [Cruel, Maes. Funny, very very funny, but cruel. <3] Well...I don't know anything about guns. They don't have them in the ninja world. Tenten might be able to talk weapons with her, though, and get her to girl-talk about what she likes in men, maybe...but Tenten's in no condition for social calls at the moment.

Mmm. Come to think of it, does Riza have any girl friends we could consult?

In a way! Talking about Gracia when she was pregnant with Elysia!

They're both very energetic and earnest! How is she doing?

[He knew there was corruption in the military, he had to do some searching?] Let's use that if she's willing, when Tenten's back on her feet?

There's... Cassidy, maybe. But the young woman strikes me as someone who would take too much work to get to help us. A little on the naive side. Maybe Gracia!

I see. [He thinks its cute.]

Tenten's doing...as well as can be expected, I guess. I think she's still mostly out of it, and not too pleased with herself, but...she's alive.

Sure.

Gracia's conveniently in the same house, too, so she wouldn't have to invent an excuse to talk. She'd be comfortable working as one of your intelligence officers, hm?

She was even hotter than normal when she was pregnant, Kakashi. [Irony of ironies, this is the scene Maes will be finding later, hee.]

Good. None of them died. I wonder why that is. He's a good enough shot to have killed them like he did during his last shooting spree.

Exactly! I think she knows I'd never put her in harm's way. This is different from an investigation.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

accidental voice post :: eat THIS, not THAT.

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]

[Private//Unhackable]