[Not a sparkly mood, kthx. /throws more grumbles onto the pile]

Mm hm... I'll move the coffee table; I have the perfect spot for you to do the push-ups.

[Private/Unhackable/Video]

No. My house, my rules. Take it or leave it.

[Gai's shinier than Kakashi is, Kakashi is sure of this, and his rival didn't even require artificial sparkling. It's almost disturbing.]

I have my ways. I'll blame you.
...I can think of a few ways you could have induced sparkling in me if you truly want the credit, but...no, I doubt you'd be up for any of those options, hm?