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voice post :: ...but I'm Team (Taylor Lautner's Abs) Jacob!

Gai, I don't know what we were doing that you rubbed them off on me--and I'm not sure I want to know--but you can come collect your excess sparkles anytime. Really.

If anyone needs me, I think I plan to stay indoors, so use the PCD.

And no, Maes, you cannot come over to see.

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I'm talking about these sparkles. You can have them back. I'll, uh...drop them off at your place sometime later. Maybe. [oh nose! what to do if Gai actually tries to come over! quick! hide the sparkly rival!]

Sparkles?! AH! Have you finally begun to show your youthful spirit?! This is a wonderful day [ No that's not sobbing...what are you talking about? These are not the tears of joy you are looking for, move along!] I must see this for myself!

Uh...yeah, sure. Wonderful.

[Oh dear! Crying rival is a dangerous rival, prone to coming over and weeping at the youthfulness displayed by the sparkles. Kakashi must do something to avoid seeing the tears and being seen sparkling in person.]

Uh...you're not coming in. Trust me. Here.

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[And here's Kakashi. Look and see him, how he sparkles! He is clearly not happy, for he is very shiny today.]

So...do I look appropriately Youthful?

Isn't it!
[ Really wants to see his rivals display of manly youthful sparkliage!]

Why not!...Ah?

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Oh, RIVAL! You are truly shining with the power of youth! I had never thought to see this day, but it has finally come! I am so happy!

[ Annnd here's the happy tears and non-event caused Gai-sparkle as his heart fills with joy over his rivals transformation]

Is it not beautiful Kakashi?!

Right.

[Of course he does. Kakashi: *grumblegrumble*]

...well, I guess you can come over--

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--on second thought, maybe not. No gushing about 'youthfulness' or whatever if you do stop in, or I'm kicking you out.

[Ok, actually, Kakashi's sparkle dims just slightly at that display, because now he's trying to hide his amusement and slight annoyance. At least he lost some emo?]

Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm blaming you for this.

[ No grumbles, he sees those all the time! Sparkles!]

Yosh! I shall be there in ten seconds, or I shall do 9126 pushups!

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But, rival! It is truly a momentous occasion! I cannot think of any other response, it truly suits you, my Eternal Rival!

[ and theres a shiny thumbs up and grin! His rival looks so shiny and cool, but he is the master of sparkle! and we have a chuckle]

How can you blame me, Kakashi? I cannot think of anything I could have done to cause this... or perhaps it is because I have finally shown you the power of youth and spirit!? If that is so then I gladly take responsibility!

[Not a sparkly mood, kthx. /throws more grumbles onto the pile]

Mm hm... I'll move the coffee table; I have the perfect spot for you to do the push-ups.

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No. My house, my rules. Take it or leave it.

[Gai's shinier than Kakashi is, Kakashi is sure of this, and his rival didn't even require artificial sparkling. It's almost disturbing.]

I have my ways. I'll blame you.
...I can think of a few ways you could have induced sparkling in me if you truly want the credit, but...no, I doubt you'd be up for any of those options, hm?

[ Be different! WORK THOSE SPARKLES!]
I can help if you would open the door, Kakashi!

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[SIGH] I shall attempt to behave, Kakashi.

[ True Gai sparkles are shinier! Accept no substitute!]

Is that a challenge? I am up for anything, rival!

[*STRUTS CATWALK STYLE* I'm too sexy for my sparkles!]

...you're here already?--ah. Always the show-off, Gai-kun.

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[sly smile] Well, you can misbehave a little. Within reason.

[He could market them and sell them to the Animus!]

Are you really? Well, get in here. The door's unlocked now, and we'll see if you're up to the challenge.

[ THATS THE SPIRIT! MAKE THOSE SPARKLES TWINKLE, SHAKE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!...I MEAN GLITTER IT!]

I said I would be, didn't I!

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You just told me not to speak to you of your youthfulness!

[ The Animus don't believe in Gai's sparkles! It's like fairies!]

Of course I am, Kakashi! When have you known me to back down from a challenge!

[ Gai is in your house sparkling on your furniture!]

[*SHAKES IT AND GLITTERS EVERYWHERE*]

Yes, I guess you did.

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There are other ways to misbehave.

[*claps hands* I believe!]

Well, this one might be a little out of your league.

[*sighs and wonders if that will come out in the wash...* Now, if only he were sparkling on the bed. That, Kakashi could work with.]

[ ~~And so, the Green Beast enters the lair of the rare, Sparkling Kakashi to perform a mating ritua...Wait, wrong story.~~ ~~~~~ Gai responds to his rival as he closes the door behind him, eyeing the sparkling man with a strange degree of happiness. He poses and throws an arm up into the air]

You underestimate me, Kakashi!

[ And just so you know, no, it doesn't come out in the wash. Sorry, you'll have to reupholster or deal with Gai's sparkle splatter]

[~~But, wait, I want to read that story!~~ Kakashi makes sure the door is closed quickly, not wanting anyone to see his current state of sparklefest, and shies back from the pose, looking put off.]

No, you underestimate my challenges.

[Oh, woe. Well, at least he can say 'Gai was here...and here. And on the bed'...wait, we're not going with that story, huh?]

And, uh, Maes will stop in soon. Just...try not to talk about Youthfulness too much, or something, ok? Or is that too much of a challenge? [An innocent smile. Kakashi wonders if the challenge trigger would work, even on one of Gai's favorite subjects.]

[ ~~Me too, but sadly it's not going to happen this time~~ Gai moves away from the door and grins at his rival]

I shall never underestimate your challenges, but I am sure that I can do it!

[ Well Gai could sit on his bed ~~and do a shiny strip tease and Kakashi could...~~ or something O:]

Ah! It will be good to see him again. [ Gai snorts...he sees what you did there Kakashi] Is there a timelimit to this challenge, rival?

[~~Such a shame. There's always kinkmemes for that, though!~~]

Alright. Maybe once Maes shows up.

[Or something works too. Just keep the sparkles out of food, mkay?]

I thought you two might get along. [Dagnabit. Caught.] Oh, I don't know... For the evening, maybe? Or until I stop sparkling?

[Maes knocks on the door before just opening it and coming in anyway. He'd been more or less sort-of not-quite invited and it was Kakashi's house, so he didn't feel out of place.]

Hello! Both of you, hm? Maybe I should actually let you sparkle in peace.

[He's got a little bit of a sheen to his skin, but it's not too bad. Recovery isn't a fast thing, but he's got friends who have helped.]

Sorry I'm slow. One day I'll wind up getting a bit of ninja training, and Daddy will... still be slow. But that's all right!

[ Gai shakes his head] But rival! They suit you!

[ He looks up just as Maes enters and smiles in his general direction, his eyes sparkle with happiness as the man speaks of ninja training]

Would you like to train with me?

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voice post :: ...but I'm Team (Taylor Lautner's Abs) Jacob!

[no no no, he's doing voice for now >.> maybe. not yet convinced to show up on camera] <3333

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[lol, it's ok! <3 I was just saying Kakashi wasn't going to reply with video yet ^_^]

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want to turn this into an offline? throw in Maes? or shall we make those threads at different times?

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