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Hatake Kakashi ([personal profile] turn_a_blindeye) wrote2010-06-29 10:17 pm

voice post :: ...but I'm Team (Taylor Lautner's Abs) Jacob!

Gai, I don't know what we were doing that you rubbed them off on me--and I'm not sure I want to know--but you can come collect your excess sparkles anytime. Really.

If anyone needs me, I think I plan to stay indoors, so use the PCD.

And no, Maes, you cannot come over to see.

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[*STRUTS CATWALK STYLE* I'm too sexy for my sparkles!]

...you're here already?--ah. Always the show-off, Gai-kun.

[Private/Unhackable Video]

[sly smile] Well, you can misbehave a little. Within reason.

[He could market them and sell them to the Animus!]

Are you really? Well, get in here. The door's unlocked now, and we'll see if you're up to the challenge.

[identity profile] maitolyyouthful.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ THATS THE SPIRIT! MAKE THOSE SPARKLES TWINKLE, SHAKE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!...I MEAN GLITTER IT!]

I said I would be, didn't I!

[ Private/Unhackable/Video]

You just told me not to speak to you of your youthfulness!

[ The Animus don't believe in Gai's sparkles! It's like fairies!]

Of course I am, Kakashi! When have you known me to back down from a challenge!

[ Gai is in your house sparkling on your furniture!]

want to turn this into an offline? throw in Maes? or shall we make those threads at different times?

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[*SHAKES IT AND GLITTERS EVERYWHERE*]

Yes, I guess you did.

[Private/Unhackable/Video]

There are other ways to misbehave.

[*claps hands* I believe!]

Well, this one might be a little out of your league.

[*sighs and wonders if that will come out in the wash...* Now, if only he were sparkling on the bed. That, Kakashi could work with.]

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[identity profile] maitolyyouthful.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ And so, the Green Beast enters the lair of the rare, Sparkling Kakashi to perform a mating ritua...Wait, wrong story. ~~~~~ Gai responds to his rival as he closes the door behind him, eyeing the sparkling man with a strange degree of happiness. He poses and throws an arm up into the air]

You underestimate me, Kakashi!

[ And just so you know, no, it doesn't come out in the wash. Sorry, you'll have to reupholster or deal with Gai's sparkle splatter]

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[But, wait, I want to read that story! Kakashi makes sure the door is closed quickly, not wanting anyone to see his current state of sparklefest, and shies back from the pose, looking put off.]

No, you underestimate my challenges.

[Oh, woe. Well, at least he can say 'Gai was here...and here. And on the bed'...wait, we're not going with that story, huh?]

And, uh, Maes will stop in soon. Just...try not to talk about Youthfulness too much, or something, ok? Or is that too much of a challenge? [An innocent smile. Kakashi wonders if the challenge trigger would work, even on one of Gai's favorite subjects.]

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[identity profile] maitolyyouthful.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Me too, but sadly it's not going to happen this time Gai moves away from the door and grins at his rival]

I shall never underestimate your challenges, but I am sure that I can do it!

[ Well Gai could sit on his bed and do a shiny strip tease and Kakashi could... or something O:]

Ah! It will be good to see him again. [ Gai snorts...he sees what you did there Kakashi] Is there a timelimit to this challenge, rival?

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Such a shame. There's always kinkmemes for that, though!]

Alright. Maybe once Maes shows up.

[Or something works too. Just keep the sparkles out of food, mkay?]

I thought you two might get along. [Dagnabit. Caught.] Oh, I don't know... For the evening, maybe? Or until I stop sparkling?

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[identity profile] brig-gen-maes.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maes knocks on the door before just opening it and coming in anyway. He'd been more or less sort-of not-quite invited and it was Kakashi's house, so he didn't feel out of place.]

Hello! Both of you, hm? Maybe I should actually let you sparkle in peace.

[He's got a little bit of a sheen to his skin, but it's not too bad. Recovery isn't a fast thing, but he's got friends who have helped.]

Sorry I'm slow. One day I'll wind up getting a bit of ninja training, and Daddy will... still be slow. But that's all right!

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[identity profile] maitolyyouthful.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gai shakes his head] But rival! They suit you!

[ He looks up just as Maes enters and smiles in his general direction, his eyes sparkle with happiness as the man speaks of ninja training]

Would you like to train with me?