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Hatake Kakashi ([personal profile] turn_a_blindeye) wrote2010-06-29 10:17 pm

voice post :: ...but I'm Team (Taylor Lautner's Abs) Jacob!

Gai, I don't know what we were doing that you rubbed them off on me--and I'm not sure I want to know--but you can come collect your excess sparkles anytime. Really.

If anyone needs me, I think I plan to stay indoors, so use the PCD.

And no, Maes, you cannot come over to see.

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll wave this little flag with pride! Or torch. Whichever it is.]

Then all yours.

You were? [Her voice is tentatively warm.] That would work for you.

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww, poor Tenten. <3]


Mm. I'll have to ask Sakura what she thinks, and if she'd be willing. [No indication of whether he is at all serious about this idea or not.]

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh well. There are worse people to carry a torch indefinitely for.]

Right. If you do this, I want pictures. Or video. Video's probably better. I'd volunteer but I've never painted my nails so I wouldn't do it well.

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[At least he's alive, so he's semi-attainable in theory, at least? -- *avoids the topic of pics/video*]

If it's any consolation, I've never had a manicure, so I wouldn't know a good one from a bad one. But I'm sure Sakura has plenty of practice with Ino.

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[In theory. But that would require emotional availability.]

If you want to play guinea pig I could give it a try.

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, but Kakashi is never emotionally available. D=]

Hm. Maybe. If Sakura isn't interested. After all, I'd hate to deny a teammate her rightful, uh, opportunity.

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe someday. If he realizes that he doesn't have to be alone.]

So you'll be asking her? Because she should get that... opportunity. I mean, it would be a shame to not try something new, right?

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a big epiphany.]

Oh, sure, yeah. I'll ask her. Mind you, Sasuke would have to agree to his hair being braided. Or at least to his nails painted. I can't be the only one getting done up.

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Indeed. But Tenten's learned about hoping from a very... stubborn teacher.]

Why? I'm sure you're manly enough to go it alone. You just know he won't agree to braids or nail painting.

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[And a very stubborn team.]

He could be ...[coerced] persuaded, with the right incentive.

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[All Konoha ninja have a lot to teach when it comes to being stubborn. Except Hinata.]

Oh really. I don't think offering him porn would get him to do much. Maybe if you told him nail polish would make him look edgy...

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Hinata's stubborn... She just faints before she can do anything about it?]

His brother wore nail polish. That might entice him.
Though I was thinking more along the lines of letting Sakura at Hitsugaya's hair if Sasuke won't willingly participate in team activities.

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[identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[That's fair enough.]

[Tenten giggles.] Please show me that conversation after?

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[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, Maybe.