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voice post :: ...but I'm Team (Taylor Lautner's Abs) Jacob!

Gai, I don't know what we were doing that you rubbed them off on me--and I'm not sure I want to know--but you can come collect your excess sparkles anytime. Really.

If anyone needs me, I think I plan to stay indoors, so use the PCD.

And no, Maes, you cannot come over to see.

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Let's hope that's all they take lessons in. I don't want to wind up having a week where we're stuck punching trees thousands of times. Or being serenaded by drunken spirits who just want to play with Neji's hair.

On second thought, if they sung about wanting to play with Neji's hair, that might be the best week ever.

At least the Animus would probably keep their clothing on at all times, hm?

It's not like we'd know if they floated around naked all the time. We can't see them so it doesn't matter.

But would you like to be left with the thought? Really?

I can always imagine that they look like rocks. That's a nice, safe image. Rocks trying to seduce Neji and brush his hair.

As long as I don't picture them as... ARGH. Great. Thanks, Kakashi.

Happy to help.

Of course you are, like that.

I hope you're stuck with the image too.

No, actually, I've just been plagued by the image of Gai trying to seduce Neji so he can braid his hair.

I have a feeling you don't mind that mental image.

Personally, I'd rather the one about drunken Gai wanting to seduce me and braid my hair... [Only not, because now he's thinking about a tree by the lake, and a Gai who isn't Gai trying to seduce him...]

[Good thing this isn't video, because just as he's getting more down from that thought, she's dealing with the further proof that she's not what he's looking for, at all. Tenten keeps her voice light.]

Wow. I really derailed the conversation. But you don't have enough hair to braid. Or, at least, not very well. Maybe with effort we could give you teensy braids. That stand straight up. I don't think that look is very you.

[He's sorry? He's just kind of emo still about the "I killed Gai...er, Youth" incident. And if it's any consolation to her, he's not looking at all, because he fails...]

Or I derailed it.
No, it's probably not. I'll...have to remember that the next time my team has a sleepover. Sasuke can have his hair braided; I'll stick to the nail-polish.

[Understandable. Though she's still in the 'Kakashi is not fail' camp.]

If you want the blame you can have it.

There we go. I think blue would probably work for you. Or orange, to go with your book. Avoid black, though.

[A dwindling camp. One even Kakashi is not in! XD]

Hm. Well, why not.

Oh? Is black bad? I was kind of thinking something with pink, orange, and blue.

[She'll wave this little flag with pride! Or torch. Whichever it is.]

Then all yours.

You were? [Her voice is tentatively warm.] That would work for you.

[Aww, poor Tenten. <3]

Mm. I'll have to ask Sakura what she thinks, and if she'd be willing. [No indication of whether he is at all serious about this idea or not.]

[Oh well. There are worse people to carry a torch indefinitely for.]

Right. If you do this, I want pictures. Or video. Video's probably better. I'd volunteer but I've never painted my nails so I wouldn't do it well.

[At least he's alive, so he's semi-attainable in theory, at least? -- *avoids the topic of pics/video*]

If it's any consolation, I've never had a manicure, so I wouldn't know a good one from a bad one. But I'm sure Sakura has plenty of practice with Ino.

[In theory. But that would require emotional availability.]

If you want to play guinea pig I could give it a try.

[Ah, but Kakashi is never emotionally available. D=]

Hm. Maybe. If Sakura isn't interested. After all, I'd hate to deny a teammate her rightful, uh, opportunity.

[Maybe someday. If he realizes that he doesn't have to be alone.]

So you'll be asking her? Because she should get that... opportunity. I mean, it would be a shame to not try something new, right?

[That's a big epiphany.]

Oh, sure, yeah. I'll ask her. Mind you, Sasuke would have to agree to his hair being braided. Or at least to his nails painted. I can't be the only one getting done up.

[Indeed. But Tenten's learned about hoping from a very... stubborn teacher.]

Why? I'm sure you're manly enough to go it alone. You just know he won't agree to braids or nail painting.

[And a very stubborn team.]

He could be ...[coerced] persuaded, with the right incentive.

[All Konoha ninja have a lot to teach when it comes to being stubborn. Except Hinata.]

Oh really. I don't think offering him porn would get him to do much. Maybe if you told him nail polish would make him look edgy...

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