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Gai, I don't know what we were doing that you rubbed them off on me--and I'm not sure I want to know--but you can come collect your excess sparkles anytime. Really.

If anyone needs me, I think I plan to stay indoors, so use the PCD.

And no, Maes, you cannot come over to see.

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Date: 2010-06-30 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
But would you like to be left with the thought? Really?

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Date: 2010-06-30 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
I can always imagine that they look like rocks. That's a nice, safe image. Rocks trying to seduce Neji and brush his hair.

As long as I don't picture them as... ARGH. Great. Thanks, Kakashi.

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Date: 2010-06-30 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
Of course you are, like that.

I hope you're stuck with the image too.

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Date: 2010-06-30 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
No, actually, I've just been plagued by the image of Gai trying to seduce Neji so he can braid his hair.

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Date: 2010-06-30 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
I have a feeling you don't mind that mental image.

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Date: 2010-06-30 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
Personally, I'd rather the one about drunken Gai wanting to seduce me and braid my hair... [Only not, because now he's thinking about a tree by the lake, and a Gai who isn't Gai trying to seduce him...]

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Date: 2010-06-30 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[Good thing this isn't video, because just as he's getting more down from that thought, she's dealing with the further proof that she's not what he's looking for, at all. Tenten keeps her voice light.]

Wow. I really derailed the conversation. But you don't have enough hair to braid. Or, at least, not very well. Maybe with effort we could give you teensy braids. That stand straight up. I don't think that look is very you.

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Date: 2010-07-01 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[He's sorry? He's just kind of emo still about the "I killed Gai...er, Youth" incident. And if it's any consolation to her, he's not looking at all, because he fails...]

Or I derailed it.
No, it's probably not. I'll...have to remember that the next time my team has a sleepover. Sasuke can have his hair braided; I'll stick to the nail-polish.

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Date: 2010-07-01 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[Understandable. Though she's still in the 'Kakashi is not fail' camp.]

If you want the blame you can have it.

There we go. I think blue would probably work for you. Or orange, to go with your book. Avoid black, though.

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Date: 2010-07-01 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[A dwindling camp. One even Kakashi is not in! XD]

Hm. Well, why not.

Oh? Is black bad? I was kind of thinking something with pink, orange, and blue.

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Date: 2010-07-02 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[She'll wave this little flag with pride! Or torch. Whichever it is.]

Then all yours.

You were? [Her voice is tentatively warm.] That would work for you.

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Date: 2010-07-02 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[Aww, poor Tenten. <3]


Mm. I'll have to ask Sakura what she thinks, and if she'd be willing. [No indication of whether he is at all serious about this idea or not.]

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Date: 2010-07-02 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[Oh well. There are worse people to carry a torch indefinitely for.]

Right. If you do this, I want pictures. Or video. Video's probably better. I'd volunteer but I've never painted my nails so I wouldn't do it well.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[At least he's alive, so he's semi-attainable in theory, at least? -- *avoids the topic of pics/video*]

If it's any consolation, I've never had a manicure, so I wouldn't know a good one from a bad one. But I'm sure Sakura has plenty of practice with Ino.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[In theory. But that would require emotional availability.]

If you want to play guinea pig I could give it a try.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[Ah, but Kakashi is never emotionally available. D=]

Hm. Maybe. If Sakura isn't interested. After all, I'd hate to deny a teammate her rightful, uh, opportunity.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[Maybe someday. If he realizes that he doesn't have to be alone.]

So you'll be asking her? Because she should get that... opportunity. I mean, it would be a shame to not try something new, right?

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[That's a big epiphany.]

Oh, sure, yeah. I'll ask her. Mind you, Sasuke would have to agree to his hair being braided. Or at least to his nails painted. I can't be the only one getting done up.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[Indeed. But Tenten's learned about hoping from a very... stubborn teacher.]

Why? I'm sure you're manly enough to go it alone. You just know he won't agree to braids or nail painting.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[And a very stubborn team.]

He could be ...[coerced] persuaded, with the right incentive.

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Date: 2010-07-02 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[All Konoha ninja have a lot to teach when it comes to being stubborn. Except Hinata.]

Oh really. I don't think offering him porn would get him to do much. Maybe if you told him nail polish would make him look edgy...

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Date: 2010-07-02 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com
[Hinata's stubborn... She just faints before she can do anything about it?]

His brother wore nail polish. That might entice him.
Though I was thinking more along the lines of letting Sakura at Hitsugaya's hair if Sasuke won't willingly participate in team activities.

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Date: 2010-07-02 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenlykunai.livejournal.com
[That's fair enough.]

[Tenten giggles.] Please show me that conversation after?

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