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OOC: It looks like I'm doing a lot of "gift" posts this month...

For Valentines
All gifts to arrive on Valentine's Day morning.


Yachiru gets a whole slew of sweets, as is typical for any holiday, including a box of conversation hearts. She also gets a valentine like the kind kids give each other in elementary school.

Kakashi's students (all three of them), his sensei, as well as Neji, Lee, and Kenpachi, get conversation hearts of the not-so-tame variety. Just for giggles. They also get a silly, kiddie valentine (because if you get a box, you usually get about 25...might as well put them to use!)

Kakashi wasn't going to get him anything, but since Obito got Kakashi something, he's got to return the favor. Obito gets a teddy....a Vermont Teddy Bear, perverts. Kakashi just, uh, happened to have it lying around in a drawer somewhere. Alright, maybe he saw it in a store display and it said 'take me home with you!' He couldn't resist. Again, silly kiddie valentine accompanies the gift. No conversation hearts, though. The bear is enough.

Itachi gets nothing. He's just special like that and oh-so-loved. Actually considered a rose with many thorns, or some such for some sort of irony's sake, but it really wasn't that clever, and was a tad too...silly, so Kakashi and I passed on it.

Naruto, would you be willing to spar with Obito this Friday? He needs to train with someone closer to his age. We can work on your training too, if you want. Or sit by the lake while I give him something to do. [strikes private to Naruto]


[ Private To Neji // Unhackable ]

Hm... I think there's an important event coming up on the 10th.
Can you come up with something like a cake (or ramen might do) by then?

And you're in charge of planning, invitations, whatever you do. I have no ideas. Maybe Obito can come up with games. He's good at parties.
But keep it to yourself.

And if anyone asks, this was your idea.

[ Private To Obito // Unhackable ]

I'll...tell you in person. But it's not really going to be training.


[[ooc: god, Kakashi. That's a boring excuse for distracting him. Somehow bonding time seemed like a good idea a second ago...]]