PARADISE is a porn novel

I've found a new place.

I'll work on moving the cats and Shiori as soon as it seems safe for them. Until then, I'll be here, fixing it up. The animals are locked in my room, they have food and water, so they shouldn't bother the household.

If you need anything, drop me a line.


[Text | Private to members of the Hyuuga Households, Naruto, Jiraiya, Sasuke, Maes, & Known Allies | Unhackable]

New apartment is here: [x,y]

((ooc: it's in the same quadrant as the Hyuuga Households, but in the far south of the area, along the quadrant's border))

[Private to Obito, Sasuke - Viewable to Gai || Unhackable ]

Alright. Sasuke, Obito. If you'd like to train, meet at [x,y] tomorrow morning. Come prepared to use your Sharingan.

Since I know you're interested in them, we'll also go over the moves you might have seen in Itachi's accidental post, but first I just want to brush up on some of your skill-sets and make sure you're prepared to start practicing the more advanced things you'll need.

We'll start with Taijutsu...just to make sure neither of you have gotten lax, hm?

[Private to Gai || Unhackable ]

You wanted to meet Obito, here's your chance.

...Think you're up for a Taijutsu training session?



[[ooc: Fine, we'll log this. but only if youko stops gloating Sasuke, do you want to join in?]]

((ooc: we'll say this is before Gai's dreamscape-visit, whenever, if-ever, it is <3 just to be safe))

[sighs. he sounds tired] Hey. Has anyone conclusively determined if napping during the day helps to...uh, not not have people visit your head? Or do we just have to be asleep for it to happen?



Also, Gai whenever this event is over--and we're all properly rested--you think you'd like to show Obito some of your techniques?

I can't very well let him copy off me all the time, hm?

[The sound of running over rooftops. Kakashi's voice is cool under pressure, though it's clear to anyone who has heard him in battle, this is more than just his usual calm reaction to things. There's a definite edge of fear to his voice if you listen for it, as clearly one of his precious people happens to be in danger of dying. But on the surface, he's firm and authoritative, a ninja formulating his plan of action and acting on it with a (hopefully) level head, as panic, worry...emotion should be kept out of things...]


Sakura, I'm going to require your assistance with Obito. He appears to be severely injured, lacerations, broken bones, possibly worse. His eye may be damaged. Grab your supplies and be prepared to meet me there. I'll get you the coordinates just as soon as Neji locates him. Be careful. It appears this place is more dangerous than usual out here. Buildings are disappearing...



[[ooc: I hope you don't mind, Sakura-mun... Um, sorry I didn't ask you while you were on. I actually didn't think of it much until we actually started on this incident...but as a teammate, she's a logical and trustworthy medical person for Kakashi to call upon.]]

[ Private to Neji // Pretty Darn Highly Unhackable, just because ]

Oh, I'm sure you remember, Neji, but just in case you're busy and happened to forget, a friendly reminder:


Your boyfriend's birthday is on Thursday.

...This upcoming Thursday. Maybe we can arrange something nice for him? A cake? Or a nicely wrapped-up present? A Hyuuga, perhaps?


In the event you two want to do something...alone...I'm sure the "children" and I can go out for a while and have a snackrifice or two and let you two celebrate like grown-ups.

You think a couple hours would be long enough, or should we arrange to spend the night elsewhere?



(( ooc: I'll be online later as usual. I just thought of this while we were making Thanksgiving Day dinner plans and, well, cannot be neglecting my favorite character or neglect a chance at teasing the boys!

*giggles!* Lee's b-day is Thanksgiving! Give him something to really be thankful for, Neji! >D ))

Naruto, would you be willing to spar with Obito this Friday? He needs to train with someone closer to his age. We can work on your training too, if you want. Or sit by the lake while I give him something to do. [strikes private to Naruto]


[ Private To Neji // Unhackable ]

Hm... I think there's an important event coming up on the 10th.
Can you come up with something like a cake (or ramen might do) by then?

And you're in charge of planning, invitations, whatever you do. I have no ideas. Maybe Obito can come up with games. He's good at parties.
But keep it to yourself.

And if anyone asks, this was your idea.

[ Private To Obito // Unhackable ]

I'll...tell you in person. But it's not really going to be training.


[[ooc: god, Kakashi. That's a boring excuse for distracting him. Somehow bonding time seemed like a good idea a second ago...]]

[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]


Hatake Kakashi, here.

Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.



So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)


Oh.

And where I can find a room would be nice too.

Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.

Please and thank you.





[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]

By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?