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Kashi! Count me in! ~~Not that you have to worry about that sleeping next to you and all but still~~

I'll totally be there. ~~Don't mind if I'm a few minutes late, though.~~

Taijutsu, Sharingan practice, all for it. Bring it.

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If you're late, we start without you.

Don't get too cocky.

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What!? You're prolly gonna be later than I am! ~~Don't make me drag your ass out of bed, Kashi, cause I'll totally do it~~

What? Just gonna show that other kid a thing or two. Tell him not to get overconfident when Imma Chuunin with years of experience on his ass. Plus~ been training with you forever. I can so take him.

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Obito, I could hand you over to Sensei and tell him to train you. Don't push your luck.

Sasuke's been training with me too, for just about as long as you have. And he's Chuunin level, even if he doesn't carry the title. You have no faith in my skills as a sensei, do you?

Neither of you should get overconfident, though. You've barely scratched the surface of what you'll need to defeat Itachi.

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Hey- what's that for?

Of course I do! But still, I should have something on him. Damn.

I'm not overconfident! I know what Tachi and Madara are capable of- sorta. Why do you think I have years of training planned?

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You're probably evenly matched. [Kakashi actually doesn't believe this. Sasuke's probably better than Obito with Sharingan, but that's beside the point.]

Really. When I listen to you and Sasuke go on about your plans, it really doesn't sound like you understand at all.

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I know enough to know it's suicide trying now. I know it'll take years, Kashi. I have all the time here to train for--

Uh, nothing. I'll...be there.

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Good. I'll see you there.

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You are implying that you'd like me to train him!? Kakashi, I am honoured! Though, it is only natural you'd find my abilities so respectful!

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Don't you get cocky now too.

I need you to keep them in line. They both think they can take on Itachi eventually, and I need you to make sure they understand just how far they have to go, still. ...And if they can copy a few of your moves while they're at it, good.

Just so they come away understanding knowing the jutsu is not enough.

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Ahh, reckless abandon. Such is youth!

Will you be assisting me?

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I wish they had a little less of that youth, then.

Do you need my assistance?

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Well, we were quite the risk-takers at that age, too! When a boy wants to prove he is a man, he is usually willing to do quite stupid things! It's very beautiful.

It needn't be required, though it would be preferable. Maybe they would be more cooperative if you were there!

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It's not beautiful, it's stupid. I don't want to see them killed. Or to see Sasuke leave again. So we train them.

I'll be there. I want to make sure they take you seriously.

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Hmm, you're concerned that this really could escalate into an unfortunate situation?

I'll do what I can, then.

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Sensei had to talk Obito down from running right out there, not that long ago. Sasuke's here from right before he decides to leave. I just don't want to push either of them over the edge--they might not come back.

I appreciate it.

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I will make sure none of your precious people get hurt ever again, Kakashi! Not here, not while I can do something about it!

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Yeah yeah. Don't get mushy...

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saucey

Che. I haven't gotten lax Kakashi.

I'll be there.

[[ That's fine! ♥ ]]

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