[voice post] :: chronic tardyitus with acute perversion. it's srs, doc.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]


Hatake Kakashi, here.

Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.



So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)


Oh.

And where I can find a room would be nice too.

Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.

Please and thank you.





[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]

By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?