turn_a_blindeye | voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

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voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?

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I think I'll be busy with keeping you two off of each other, actually! Ahh, plus, drunken ninja cannot run in a straight line! I could easily evade the both of you!

Yeah, nothing straight about drunken shinobi...

But alright, if you insist, we'll let you keep us apart. Of course, you know that means you're in the middle, right?

I prefer to be in the middle! Someone has to have enough energy to take on both of you!

I think Anko and I together just might be too much for you, Gai.

But mostly...I'm surprised you're so willing to let me top you.

. . . I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING! WITH HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION, THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT OVERCOME!!

What are you talking about!?!?

mmm hmmm... I do like your enthusiasm.

Huh? Oh. The drunken adventures you, Anko, and I will have...probably in your bedroom, since mine's too crowded.

I'd . . . rather stay outdoors, preferably in public.

Ooo. Very kinky... I could go for that.

LIFE IS NOT A SMUT NOVEL, KAKASHI. REFRAIN FROM SUCH FOOLISH JOKES -- You know how I meant that!!

You know...no, I really didn't.

And who says I was joking?

. . . Of course you're joking.

...Ah, of course.

. . .

Don't you think Anko is incredibly beautiful!? I believe we should make her feel more comfortable . . . I do not want her to feel left out!!

Uh, yeah. I don't normally look at her "beauty" ...per se.

Though ...I'm sure you're enthusiastic enough that she won't feel left out of anything...

So you do not feel warm feelings of passion toward her!?

Do you?

I ASKED YOU FIRST.

And I refused to answer first.

Well, I'm certainly not answering first, so I suppose we'll both never know the answer!

Fine. Suit yourself.

I WILL.

. . . I won't tell anyone.

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