voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?

Comments

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

UP??? KAKASHI, HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR MY PRIVACY??!?!?!

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Huh? You voided your right to privacy when you posted publicly on the network, Gai-kun. And then flashed everyone.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

NO ONE SAW BUT YOU, RIGHT?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. I think a few others might have seen. Itachi, most likely. Maybe even Neji, Alphonse-kun, and Carmen-chan, among others.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

. . . Is there any way I can make that inaccessible? It's not recorded, right!?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Well, uh, I don't know. I think once you're out, you're out.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

. . . Kakashi.

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Yes, Gai?

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

I . . . do not have much of a recollection of last night, but please tell me the squid did not have its way with me.

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Come on, Gai. I wouldn't let Squid-tan have you any more than I'd sacrifice you to Anko.

...Why let them play with you, when you seemed so eager for me?

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[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

A-Anko!? What did she -- She saw that!? NO, SHE COULD NOT HAVE. I --

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Wait a second!

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Did . . . you?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Did I...what? You can't be so vague.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

You didn't take advantage of my vulnerable state, did you!? I . . . I don't feel sore or impure! I know I would have put up a fight!

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, you were coming on to me last night. I didn't take any liberties you didn't fully allow me to take.

[Voice] 1/3

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

. . .

[Voice]

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

It is difficult not to notice things that are shouted on the network.

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

You certainly were in high spirits that night, Gai-san.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

. . . I invited you, too!?

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

That you did, Gai-san.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

. . . DID I INVITE THE ENTIRE CITY?

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Not quite.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Well, that's ... relieving to hear. I'm sorry that I cannot recall the night we had!

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

It's alright, Gai-san, I recall it quite vividly.