voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?

Comments

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

Kakashi-sensei, Gai-sensei doesn't need you to get him drunk again so soon.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that... Didn't you think it was kind of fun?
Especially your sensei's new-found sense of fashion.

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it served as entertainment for you, though I'd personally rather have at least a short break before dealing with that level of humiliation again.

......And I'm sure you appreciated it.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hm... Was it really that bad for you, Neji? You could have just turned him off if he got you so bothered.

Certainly. That robe looked awfully warm and comfortable.

1/6 [Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Why.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Are.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

You.

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Bringing.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

This.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

UP??? KAKASHI, HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR MY PRIVACY??!?!?!

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Huh? You voided your right to privacy when you posted publicly on the network, Gai-kun. And then flashed everyone.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

NO ONE SAW BUT YOU, RIGHT?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. I think a few others might have seen. Itachi, most likely. Maybe even Neji, Alphonse-kun, and Carmen-chan, among others.

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

You certainly were in high spirits that night, Gai-san.

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[Why it's Trisha's voice! But she sure sounds... Blank. Cold.]

Having fun, Kakashi-san?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Why yes, Mrs. Elric.

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Please refrain from mocking, if you would be so kind.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

[YOU SOUND HOT!]

Oh my, I have not heard your voice before . . . are you new here, Ma'am?!

[Voice] *ICON LOVE*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh? So sorry.
To what do I owe the honor of speaking with you?

alakfdj how did I miss this post?

[scarysnakelady]

...And somehow I keep missing out on the fun.

I'd tell you boys to invite me in on shenanigans, but I doubt this body could handle much...shenanigan..ing.

XDDD Some others missed it too, I think. I forgot I was posting right before SPAM!EVENT

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

We'll make a memo next time. "No body-changing events when we have fun drunk-times planned, please, Animus."

Hey, I think that body looks like the perfect one for shenanigans.
We could probably get you drunk so easily this way...

Aha, it happens.

[scarysnakelady]

Worth a shot?

I dunno Kakashi, I don't think my ego could handle being the one who can't hold their liquor for once.

[Private to Kakashi//Unhackable]

[brig-gen-maes.livejournal.com]

Hello, Mr. Kakashi. You're in the group Mr. Minato was working on putting together, so I'm trusting his judgement. There's a person who said anyone from their village could vouch for them, Mitarashi Anko. I don't know their gender thanks to the current event going on.

You're talking to them, so you do know them. If they are trustworthy, they should be more circumspect in their suspicions.

[Private to Maes//Unhackable]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Anko's female, and yes, she's fairly trustworthy. ...What has she done now, exactly?

[Private to Kakashi//Unhackable]

[brig-gen-maes.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Spoken openly about using this as an opportunity to investigate the man whose body she has. It's a good idea. But blurting it out without any attempt to filter it isn't what I'd call tactical.