voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?

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[Voice] mama!tachi...scary thought!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Any excuse to stay close to Alphonse-kun, hm?

[Voice] Eat your dinner dear...

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Not this one.

[Voice] ...O_O Was this...SQUID TAN?!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Ah. Just a fortunate mistake, then, huh?

[Voice] I thought you liked calamari, sweetie!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

More like the Animus's sense of humor.

I see you've escaped it, this time around.

[Voice] B-but he was my pet...He's part of the family!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Rather sick sense of humor they have these days, turning you into a mild-mannered mother of two.

So I have. Or else someone's doing a good job of pretending to be me.

[Voice] And soon he'll be part of your balanced diet!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I don't know, there are some benefits I'm seeing already.

For example, it's very tempting to ask that nice fellow Gai-san to kindly stop you from harassing me. [Said in Trisha's sweetest voice.]

I don't think even I could do that good a job, Kakashi-san.

[Voice] NOOOO! *sniffles*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'm not harassing you, am I, Mrs. Elric? And here I thought we were just having a polite conversation.

Am I really that difficult to copy?

[Voice] Don't by a crybaby, sweetie. If you don't eat your squid how will you grow?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

If you say so, Kakashi-san.

Oh, I might pull it off, but for a copy-nin, you do a good job at remaining refreshing.

[Voice] I will drink my milk! Unlike that OTHER son of yours!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'll behave.

At least I haven't gotten old yet.

[Voice] Good boy <3

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Really? I somehow doubt you know the meaning of behaving.

I beg to differ.

[Voice] Kakashi is a VERY good boy <3

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

For you, mother dear, I'm sure I can figure it out.

Cruel. And just how old are you?

[Voice] The same way Tobi is?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

That's my boy, Kakashi-san.

I'm not actually sure. But it's rather rude to ask a woman her age, Kakashi-san.

[Voice] Yes...though he needs to get himself a lolipop mask now.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry. Maybe you need to refresh me on my manners.

[Voice] Another mask? Doesn't he have enough?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I think I might, young man.

[Voice] Masks are like porn. Can never have enough!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I await the lessons, then.

[Voice] Is that any way to talk to a mother?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to enlist Gai-san's aid.