voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?

Comments

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

If you hold a torch for her!

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Uh, right.

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Why are you evading still!?

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, you expect me to tell you anything clearly when you're not willing to forfeit information either?

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

I think she is very frightening, okay! But very . . . invigorating! OKAYNOWYOUGO.

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Invigorating? What do you mean by that?

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

She is energetic! And it makes me energetic! WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING -- I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

So, in short, she turns you on?

What? Alright, fine. I think Anko's got a nice [clears throat] ...figure. There.

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi] 1/2

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

I never said that!!

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

So you DO like her!

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Her energy gives you energy? Sounds like a sexual reaction to me.

...No-- I mean, I think she's physically attractive--and it's hard not to notice when she flaunts it. But she's also a little psycho. I like her well enough as a comrade, just, there's nothing romantic to it.

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

No! It's just . . . physics! You wouldn't understand it, it's all very scientific!


. . . Yes, well. She is rather eccentric, but it's what makes her interesting, right? Do you think you're too good for her, Kakashi!?

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Try me.

All ninja are "eccentric," Gai. You and I both fall into that category too.

And...too good for Anko? hmph... Why do you want me to be interested in her anyway? I really don't need you trying to set me up with people, Gai, if that's what you're trying.

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

I was not trying to set you two up! I was just inquiring . . . for personal reasons!

Kakashi, did we consummate our rivalry last night?

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Uh......Is that a way of asking if we had sex, or just if we had another challenge?

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

THEFIRSTTHING.

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Right. Uh...

You were drunk, Gai. I walked you home, where you slept it off in your own bed. Alone.

...What do you honestly take me for?

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Ahahah! Of course! You ... you actually believed that I believed that!?? Boy, I had you fooled!

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...

Uh huh. Or maybe you just wanted to believe it happened.

[Voice] [Private to Kakashi]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

No.

[Voice] [Private to Gai]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Good.