voice post :: angels with filthy souls.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Well, Santa thinks I've been a good boy this year... Or maybe very naughty. Either way...thanks.

*chuckles*

I wonder if you're all trying to tell me something, hm?

And guys, I promise to keep the porn in my room. Well, the new stuff, at least.



...Hm...I don't think I'm coming out for a while, actually...




((Ooc: It's not that I don't love you all, but I was enjoying Christmas with family so I didn't post this right off. Um...Also, did I mention I FAIL at presents? I haven't read all the lists, so if I've duplicated something, let me know.


EDIT: If I forgot someone really important, lemme know. It's totally my fault and I don't mean to slight anyone. My brain isn't working tonight. Too much cranberry sauce, I think XD



Obito: (We'll talk tomorrow? Maybe the idea I mentioned? ...I fail.)

Naruto: (Why are you so hard to shop for? ...I'll keep thinking on this.)

Minato-sensei: A yellow hat and earmuffs to match the scarf Kakashi let him borrow/keep. A pair of gloves too. Not in yellow, however.

Sakura: A decorative comb with sakura flowers on it. A book on medicine, ranging from modern medical practices (as in sans chakra stuff) to alternative medicine, like acupuncture and aromatherapy.

Lee: (You'd think I could shop for my favorite character in the series.) New legwarmers, orange, of course, in case anything should happen to the existing ones. A journal and set of pens of various colorful inks.

Neji: Apron with "kiss the cook" on it. Not frilly, and with very functional pockets. Some new kitchen utensils.

Neji and Lee: The Kama Sutra. Because I couldn't resist?

Yachiru: A bunch of candy, including Christmas Tree-shaped Peeps.

Kenpachi: (Something cool and useful (and probably relating to violence or Yachiru) which I have yet to think of...) EDIT: Thanks to Jackie <3, Kenpachi's going to be getting more hair-bells. Such a cute idea!


The following arrive anon, although are likely guessable:

Sasuke: A pair of tomato slippers. (Assuming I ever get the camera charged, Tez, I'll get you a picture of them. They're basically oblong roundy red things with green around the part you put your foot in. They are supposed to look like tomatoes. My dad had a pair.) A note: "Stay warm." unsigned.

Itachi: (Uh... Let me think on this. I want it to be really good, and right now I'm fail.)

Alphonse: Matching knit hat and gloves and a Hallmark-y kind of card with the message "May the Season be warm and bright" and Kakashi's own scribbled, unsigned note: "Keep him warm <3". Also included, taped to the inside of the card are a set of temporary tattoos (the kind you adhere to your skin with water) with a note: "Consider it a test run."

Comments

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

Naughty sounds more reasonable.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Probably. But you say 'naughty' like its a bad thing.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

En't it?!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Only if you want me to be.

[law-light.livejournal.com]

I hope you have a nice day.~

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you too, L-kun.

Lee loves his presents xD

[youthfullgreen.livejournal.com]

S-Sensei... you got what?!

I'm glad. ^_^ Lee is adorable <3

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh, just some new reading material. You know.

Are you and Neji enjoying your new book, too?

Ye, he is. xD

[youthfullgreen.livejournal.com]

Sensei...

I don't know what to say about that. If Gai-sensei was here...

And so good for teasing. >D

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Yes?

...hm? What about if your sensei was here, Lee? I'm not sure how that book and Gai fit together, unless you mean to imply a little something between you, Neji, and Gai-kun...
In which case you have me very intrigued.

so true! xD and wtf. xD

[youthfullgreen.livejournal.com]

KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whut? XD I ship it!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...what's the problem, Lee-kun? I thought you liked your sensei.

In-joke lol

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

.....That is grossly inappropriate, sensei.

*DIES LAUGHING*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

When have I ever been "appropriate" about these things, Neji?

Though even you must admit, Lee does like his sensei very much.

*Hasn't gotten rid of Little!Neji icons yet*

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

One would think you might learn- though at your age, I suppose that's unlikely.

It was disturbing before, but that's disgusting.

*hasn't gotten rid of little!Kashi icons either*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

No...you know what they say about old dogs and new tricks.

Oh? Is that disgust a result of your affection for Lee, or your subtle dislike of your sensei?

They're cute <3

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

Likely stems from both equally.

<3 Especially Neji's

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Shame. The latter, at least.

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

It's complicated.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. Wouldn't expect anything less from you.
Care to enlighten me?

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

You're that curious?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...That, or bored. Or just nosy. Interpret it as you will.

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

[[Private to Kakashi//Unhackable]]

Fine then.

Gai-sensei is exuberant, and though I feel as though I played the part of a responsible adult while we functioned as a team, he was, more or less, like a parent to all of us. Endearing at times, it's more annoying than anything. Looking at Hiashi-sama is enough.

One could probably say I'm bitter about the attention he showed Lee and how his positive attitude doesn't need to make sense. No matter how much of an idiot he acts, or how foolish his plans, they generally seem to work. Not everything is that simple for me: I can't just go in and change everything or make it better with only determination and a positive attitude.

It's a type of jealous envy, but it doesn't run deep enough to breed anything more than that.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[[Private to Neji//Unhackable]]

...ah, I see...

I'll admit that I share a lot of that opinion in my own assessment, so I understand where you're coming from, though I'm far less bitter about his Lee-affections. ...Lee was another of Gai's ridiculously optimistic goals; you all were, and you know Gai with his goals. Positive just works for him. *sigh* ...Some people are just lucky that way.

Just don't hold it against him too much. *chuckles* He'd probably tell you it was too much wasted positive energy anyway, or something...

You do? xD

[youthfullgreen.livejournal.com]

Of course I like him, but not that way!

Oh, heck, yes. I ship Team Gai together as OT3s and OT4 (and a few pairs too)

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hm...then maybe you should be more careful what you imply next time, Lee-kun.

Wow. xD Even though I admit I ship NejixTenxLee xD

[youthfullgreen.livejournal.com]

I didn't imply anything, Kakashi-sensei!

Did I ever mention just how OBSESSED I am with Team Gai? XD

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Then what were you suggesting about Gai being here?

Not to me, but now I know. xD

[youthfullgreen.livejournal.com]

I just thought... if he knows what kind of book you are giving us... if he was really fond of that.

[wrenchinplans]

Dude, you got porn?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much all that was on my list, so yeah... Why? Interested, Wyatt-kun?

Though, aside from porn, I did get an attractive *sarcasm* green jumpsuit and an adorable *not sarcasm* drawing as well...among other things.

[pinkdeathgod.livejournal.com]

More books? I hope ya liked yer presents! I'm gonna try some o' those Peep-things!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, more of those books you shouldn't be looking at. Ken-chan's making me keep them in my room, okay? So, no peeking.

And I do like my presents, all of them. Your picture's going up on my wall as we speak.

Sure, and I'll see if I can find more for you later, if you like them.

LOL Neji is intrigued and mortified.

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

......Kakashi-sensei!!!

I'm...not wearing that, and that book is ridiculous, but thank you for the kitchen utensils.

XDD Then Kakashi's job is done.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hm?

You're not? But wouldn't you rather your clothes stayed clean? Cooking is such a messy business. And the book is educational, Neji. I thought you of all people might appreciate something non-fiction. I understood you were the practical one, hence the practicality of the gifts...

Shall we assume?

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Heh. Enjoy, an' thanks fer keepin' it in tha room.

Thanks fer mine back.

Thanks for helping me out with the gift idea <3

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. You ever want to borrow it, though, it's up to you to keep it out of the kiddo's hands.

Welcome. Hope they come in handy.

You're welcome! <3

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Heh, gotcha. Think I know how ta keep it away from her.

They do. Ain't had new ones in a while.

<333

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Really? Do tell.

Then I think you're due. After all, even our big, tough Ken-chan needs a little pampering once in a while.

:D

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

A candy scavenger hunt. Ya hide candy in certain places, leavin' a clue fer tha next in each spot. Then she spends hours huntin' an' eatin', and wanders back later, happy an' distracted.

Yeah. Careful 'r yer gonna start ta sound like my fifth seat, heh. Always talkin' 'bout pamperin' an' his nails an' hair an' eyelashes.