voice post :: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[Ah, payback. Maybe. Or just fun at Gai's expense.]

Hey, Gai. Now that you're sober, maybe it's time we go for drinks again, see what other kinds of shows you can put on while drunk, hm? [chuckles a little]

[A pause. Then, slowly...]

By the way...how much of that night do you remember?

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[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Why yes, Mrs. Elric.

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Please refrain from mocking, if you would be so kind.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

[YOU SOUND HOT!]

Oh my, I have not heard your voice before . . . are you new here, Ma'am?!

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[Thanks Gai...]

... Not really, Gai-san.

[Just... Has no idea what to say.]

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see you've already heard of me! I must be pretty famous here, already! Ahah, well, I wouldn't mind showing a beautiful lady around . . .

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Yes... of course.

Your chivalry is appreciated, Gai-san, but I believe I am a married woman, at the moment.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Ah, forgive me! I had no idea!

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

You are forgiven.

[So sweetly.]

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

He must be so lucky!

[Voice]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

That's very sweet of you to say, Gai-san.

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Oh dear god.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Hm?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Nothing, nothing. Carry on.

[Voice]

[hotbloodedly.livejournal.com]

Jealous, I see? Ahah! A challenge for the fair lady's heart!?

[Voice]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...uh sure. Whatever.

[Voice] *ICON LOVE*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh? So sorry.
To what do I owe the honor of speaking with you?

[Voice] /steals Trisha's icons for mama Itachi Elric

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

...

[Voice] mama!tachi...scary thought!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Any excuse to stay close to Alphonse-kun, hm?

[Voice] Eat your dinner dear...

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Not this one.

[Voice] ...O_O Was this...SQUID TAN?!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Ah. Just a fortunate mistake, then, huh?

[Voice] I thought you liked calamari, sweetie!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

More like the Animus's sense of humor.

I see you've escaped it, this time around.

[Voice] B-but he was my pet...He's part of the family!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Rather sick sense of humor they have these days, turning you into a mild-mannered mother of two.

So I have. Or else someone's doing a good job of pretending to be me.

[Voice] And soon he'll be part of your balanced diet!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I don't know, there are some benefits I'm seeing already.

For example, it's very tempting to ask that nice fellow Gai-san to kindly stop you from harassing me. [Said in Trisha's sweetest voice.]

I don't think even I could do that good a job, Kakashi-san.

[Voice] NOOOO! *sniffles*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'm not harassing you, am I, Mrs. Elric? And here I thought we were just having a polite conversation.

Am I really that difficult to copy?

[Voice] Don't by a crybaby, sweetie. If you don't eat your squid how will you grow?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

If you say so, Kakashi-san.

Oh, I might pull it off, but for a copy-nin, you do a good job at remaining refreshing.